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Jack's Girls: What would Jack Sparrow do without girls like us? Strand himself on an island!

Here be the photographs of Jack's main girls: Anna, the pale paloured mistress of music, and Chel, the ever expressive diva of dance. Enjoy yerselves with these beauties, mates! You may be quickly taken under their spells, should you happen to meet them at Happy Jack's or on the Isle de Tortuga.

Ladies and Gents, the lovely Chel!
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We always knew that some parts of Tortuga were less pirate-y than others; Chel fixes the lounge.

Soused or not? We think so!
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Anna perfects the typical Johnny pose.

Nighttime Halloween fun on the Isle de Tortuga!
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Jack's Girls happened to meet up with these two unsuspecting land-lubbers, late on Halloween night.

Hello Jack! How you doin'?
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Chel toasts to Captain Jack and the Isle de Tortuga.

Marooned on an island with one shot? Forget it!
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Anna ponders if Agent Sands would rather die, or live with no eyes.

We swear on the cursed Aztec gold that there will be more pics posted on this page as soon as we stop chasing Jack, the monkey for the last Aztec gold piece, and we're feeling camera happy again.

Ladies and Gents! The adorable Anna!
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What?!? No barfights or prostitutes slapping Jack? Wow, a peaceful moment at Tortuga with Anna.

Halloween on the Isle de Tortuga!
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Chel poses as Jack's mistress, while Anna goes as Jack's south of the border alter ego, Agent Sands.

Chel's always happy to see Jack!
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Could this be how Chel escaped the deserted island? By laying on the beach like this?

Aw...did you cut your foot on a broken Rum bottle?
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Chel carries Anna through the hallways of Tortuga's finest.

Tortuga's best and most flexible dancer, Chel!
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How long can Chel hold this pose? I dunno, ask Captain Jack...

Two of a kind!
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Anna and Chel take time out from their duties as the owners of Happy Jack's to pose for the camera.

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Halloween Extravaganza at the Isle de Tortuga!
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Chel and Anna were looking pretty hot when Captain Jack snapped this pic of them.

Halloween at the Isle de Tortuga 2004!
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Aw! Jack is so proud of his girls for being so hott!

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Any comments, questions, criticisms, and/or complements can be sent to the owners of Happy Jack's at: annieoakley67@hotmail.com